Kelty Woman causes stramash at wedding before
Ainster boy turns fish supper into £10 million pounds in bearer bonds
Glenrothes granny has waiver from Care Home to be MSP for Defence
Cupar Headteacher gets nominated for classical opera’s highest award.
A bampot of a Burntisland individual has destroyed the new Forth crossing
A raging Rosyth bairn has eyeballs tattooed with the Dunfermline players’ names
While a flounder the size of Edinburgh is found in Falkland estate pond.
The true Stone of Destiny has been found on Tentsmuir beach
A pensioner from St Andrews has adopted Donald Trump
Trump settles to being a St Andrews caddie.
*Inspired by an actual recent headline from a Fife newspaper; stramash-fight/scene; bampot-fool; bairn-child; MSP-Member of the Scottish Parliament-sadly now with extra Members deluded enough to think Independence is a bad idea.