The Prime Minister will banish child poverty
He will also accomplish the following:
A flattening of the Cairngorms
This as a part of a satellite London (boom) building program.
The North Sea will be emptied
This will allow proper fracking operations to take place;
Prison will also be abolished
Ex-prisoners (not MPs out after incarceration)
Will build the Wembley-sized extraction pipes.
In a bid for international approval-
From the Madrid establishment-not Catalonia
The possession of non-Shakespearean literature
As of Monday next will be judged as suspect.
A final edict on any mention of the ‘poor’ as ‘poor’
Lies in putative form with the Adam Smith Institute.
* At the Conservative Party Conference