Mikie the Midgie

He sups on the plants an glaur

Totterin jist efter he’s done

Mikei feels a lack o power.

He’s been chawin a mickle earth and sand

That’s baith coorse an radioactive

Thare’s trouble wi thon piece o Fife lan!

It’s a deidly MOD gift

Michtily compactit

Noo nae quick cycle o life an deith fer him

His life span is twenty year or mair

Nae Easy Jet cruisin fer this insect Concorde

He has wings tae reach Nevis’ rim

Gangs supersonic gey regular

Tae the Edinburrae pandas’ lair.

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